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Gnashin’ Fashion
At Magick Sandwich, we try to keep up with the latest trends. In the aftermath of Fashion Week in New York City, we try to put the pieces together of our blown minds. As usual, the runways were rife with looks that suggest designers have gone off their meds. One of my favorites for Spring […]
Rush Limbaugh – Douche of the Week
It’s easy to say that we should stop paying attention to Rush Limbaugh, that by repeating his hateful speech, we are keeping him on the national stage. If you believe that, then I’ve got news for you. A lot of people listen to him and he’s not going away. His rhetoric needs to be dragged […]
Stupid Baby Names Part Duh
At Magick Sandwich, we’ve been amassing new baby names since our stupid baby name generator featuring Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale posted a year ago. First up is Bronx Mowgli Wentz, son of soon-to-be split Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. (How do I know they’ll divorce? I’m psychic.) As Us Weekly reported at […]
Robert Novak is Dead
Robert Novak, the right-wing “journalist” who outed Valerie Plame (with Karl Rove’s assistance) has died of brain cancer. I hope they cut out his tumor and throw it a parade.
Magick Monday Manscaping Tutorial
Here at Magick Sandwich, we are committed to the social construct known as pube grooming. We are proud to see that Gillette supports this cause with its online instructional videos for men. It tells men how to shave their faces, backs and chests. But “How to Shave: Shaving Down There” is our hands-down favorite. “When […]
Armageddon Time
Magick Sandwich is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by. I guess it was inevitable that something on my computer would become corrupted. Look who it’s been associating with all these years. While we are metaphorically stuck between floors listening to The Girl from Ipanema, I suggest you check out the Manhattan Airport Foundation, an organization […]
Prelude to a Love Story
Tomorrow marks the twenty-first anniversary of my first date with my future husband and the fourteenth anniversary of our wedding. We got married on the seventh anniversary of our first date. Marrieds, all together now: awwww. Singletons, puke at will. But today holds a special significance for me as well. Twenty-one years ago tonight, I […]