Lost your Job? Drink Up!
New Yorkers know how to find the silver lining in any cloud. That’s why a local bar has created a new night called LAID OFF MONDAYS.
If you’re lucky enough to live here, skip that A.A. meeting and head to the Delancey, where you’ll get one “FREE SHOT OF TEQUILA at 12 am with proof of unemployment.”
This will be the bar where everybody knows your shame. But don’t worry, that’ll go down easier with a nice free shot. And since you digested your Ramen noodles hours ago, you’ll get a buzz on faster. Yay!
There is one drawback to announcing you’ve been laid off: don’t expect to get laid on.
So no pity sex then? Is that what you’re saying?
Unfortunately, that bar might be getting pretty full in the next year, hell, who am I kidding, next day.