It’s Valentine’s Day again, when lonely souls search for a good time. Now they need look no further than their iPhones with the OhMiBod app, available on iTunes. This breakthrough for the hands-free onanist allows one to operate one’s vibrator remotely.
Designed for touch screen control, the app also works with the iPad and iPod touch. A tap on the screen accesses five preloaded settings, including “Ooh I like!” and the mysterious “Fire Alarm.” For a more personalized experience, OhMiBod can direct the massager to pulsate with the beat of one’s favorite songs, perhaps causing bass-heavy rock bands to edge out, say, Moby, on one’s playlist.
Of course, this remote can be used by couples as well. What boyfriend wouldn’t want to take a break from playing Angry Birds to pleasure his woman while watching porn and indulging in low tech masturbation in another room?
Steve Jobs would be so proud.