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Prelude to a Love Story
Tomorrow marks the twenty-first anniversary of my first date with my future husband and the fourteenth anniversary of our wedding. We got married on the seventh anniversary of our first date. Marrieds, all together now: awwww. Singletons, puke at will. But today holds a special significance for me as well. Twenty-one years ago tonight, I […]
A Peeve
Facial tissue that smells bad: Why? The manufacturer has to have some idea that you’re going to be using it under your nose. Why not make sure it smells okay? How hard can that be?
Laws of Selection?
You’ll often find at least two women surveying this aisle, unable to find their preferred kind. It’s like a menstrual IQ test. Some use game theory, teaming up to locate each other’s style, be it thick, thin, long, winged, scented or singly wrapped. A product this personal inspires brand loyalty, but are all these permutations […]
Can’t Make this Stuff Up: Death Row Edition
A death row inmate in Texas wants to donate his body to an artist who will turn it into fish food. Then people will be able to feed him to goldfish in an aquarium set up in an art gallery. Gene Hathorn killed his own family. Marco Evaristti, the artist, once hosted a dinner party […]
Sandwich Fixins #7
Refrigeration broke down on the Magick Sandwich delivery truck and all the yummiest stuff got spoiled. So it’s back to salt and ketchup packets today, as we give you another handful of fixins: How much waste is created in the making of those high-minded recyclable shopping bags? They’re everywhere. Do you think Rite Aid cares […]
Man in the Mirror
Isn’t it odd that the only thing Michael Jackson did for race relations was to try to change himself from one to the other? Related posts: Where Were You? Elton John, Funeral Whore, To Sing at Michael Jackson’s Service
Where Were You?
Hello, world! So everyone will know where I am during Michael Jackson’s memorial service, which I’m sure is very important to you all, I am blogging to you from my Blackberry while taking a dump…at Michael Jackson’s memorial service. Well, outside it. They’ve got golden Port-O-Sans out here. It’s pretty plush. There is so much […]