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Lost your Job? Drink Up!
New Yorkers know how to find the silver lining in any cloud. That’s why a local bar has created a new night called LAID OFF MONDAYS. If you’re lucky enough to live here, skip that A.A. meeting and head to the Delancey, where you’ll get one “FREE SHOT OF TEQUILA at 12 am with proof […]
Stop Picking on Rush Limbaugh!
On Wednesday, January 21, Rush Limbaugh struck a blow for freedom and truth. While others cowered like toadies of the new administration, he spoke truth to power, saying: I hope he fails. To be fair, the full quote is this: So I shamelessly say, no, I want him to fail, if his agenda is a far- left […]
Sandwich Fixins #4
Between the fear and the hope, 2009 is shaping up to be a bumpy ride. I might be a newborn foal taking my first wobbly steps or I could be Old Yeller wagging my tail at the man with the gun. Too soon to tell. Either way, I’ve got some questions. ***** Why does George […]
Survey Says…?
On occasion, I participate in online surveys. If you’ve read any advertising telling you how much money you can make from filling them out, it’s true. I’m writing this to you from my yacht. After completing quite a few, and marveling at companies’ need to hear my humble opinions, I felt I’d become something of […]
Don’t Mess with Mamet
It seems Jeremy Piven wished to be excused early from the run of David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow on Broadway. He was just exhausted and incidentally wanted to attend the Golden Globe ceremony. The schedule was adjusted so that he could attend, tired though he might be, then return and finish his couple of weeks as the […]
Straight from the Sucker Files: SNUS
Looking for a brand new outlet for your nicotine addiction? Camel’s got you covered. It’s got an old nag dressed up like a new pony and it’s called SNUS. What is this product? It’s a fine moist tobacco that you place beneath your upper lip. It comes in packets so there’ll be no telltale tobacco […]
An Umbrella for Psychos: Product of the Week
Your child will be a hit with her classmates when you send her to school with this umbrella from Art.Lebedev Studio, aptly named “Fuck the Rain.” Just don’t be surprised if you end up having to explain yourself to Child Protective Services. Meanwhile, there’s another umbrella on sale if you want to work out some […]