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Just for Fun

At a champagne brunch, ask for a virgin mimosa.

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Faith Reconsidered

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

But not a new flower per drop, of course. That would be a doomsday scenario for the human race, pretty flowers choking out all life as we know it. Except possibly bees.

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Superfluity

When seeing your proctologist, a breath mint is probably unnecessary.

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Useless Revelation #1

I paid my dues, but I was in the wrong club.

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Hindsight

You know what would be really sad? Lying dead in the morgue wearing a nicotine patch.

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7 Good Band Names

Every once in a while, a random neural misfire results in an excellent name for a band. Since I lack the talent or volition to form one, I share the fruits of my daydreams with you.

Discount Buddha

Fugue State

Phantom Booger

Pharm Animals

Soylent Greenpeace

Knuckle of Dung

I also like Buzz Slaw, which I imagine as a punk band formed by a group of deli workers.

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Why I Don’t Need the Gym

I exercised my right to vote. I might have pulled a muscle so I’m letting it heal. Can’t be too careful.