A Peeve
Facial tissue that smells bad: Why?
The manufacturer has to have some idea that you’re going to be using it under your nose.
Why not make sure it smells okay? How hard can that be?
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Man in the Mirror
Isn’t it odd that the only thing Michael Jackson did for race relations was to try to change himself from one to the other?
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Separate but Equal
I just want my opposable thumbs to get along.
Stealth Porn
I find exercise videos and instructional manuals offensive. They’re so graphic.
To Reconstitute Man?
I can’t figure out Reader’s Digest Condensed Books. When I add water, they just turn into a soupy mess.
I would think they would’ve improved the technology by now.
Ask the Right Question
Instead of asking if Bruce Willis, at 54, is too old for his bride, 30-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Emma Heming, we should be asking this: Isn’t she too old to be a model?
Unsung Bodily Functions Part 1
I think flatulence has earned our respect. Think how far it had to travel just to remind you that you had a taco for lunch.