When I can’t stand the clutter in the fridge, I bring you another serving of sandwich fixins.
just assume the birds prefer stale bread, with all those carbs and
gluten? Why isn’t PETA on this?
about alternative medicine.” Or maybe “Incurable romantic.” I also like
“This isn’t my gum.” I can’t decide. Maybe I could pay people to let me
carve things onto their dead loved ones’ gravestones. That could work.