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Henry David Thoreau, Beloved Bullsh*t Artist

Today is the 200th anniversary of Henry David Thoreau’s birth on July 12, 1817. The fondness and nostalgia his name evokes are undeniable. National Simplicity Day was created many years ago to commemorate his birthday each year. But romantic notions of Thoreau’s retreat into nature don’t stand up to scrutiny. While his conclusions may be valid, […]

World Play-Doh Day

Happy World Play-Doh Day!

September 16 is World Play-Doh Day. After writing about it on Worldwide Weird Holidays, I found that some of the prose was a bit inappropriate for that site–in other words, perfect for Magick Sandwich. Call it WWWH After Dark, if you will. (I’m pretty sure you won’t.) Fun Facts about Play-Doh: The compound was created […]

Awkward Moments Day

Happy Awkward Moments Day

This post originally appeared on our sister site, Worldwide Weird Holidays. It seems like a good fit for Magick Sandwich readers, too. We hope you’ll enjoy it! (Feel free to share your own awkward moments in the Comments Section!) adjective US /ˈɔk·wərd/ 1. difficult to use, do, or deal with: The computer came in a big […]

Mother Lode of Stupid Baby Names

The Mother Lode of Stupid Baby Names

Bad Baby Names As we wait with bated breath to learn the name Kim Kardashian and Kanye West choose for North West’s little brother (because nothing else is going on in the world), let Magick Sandwich entertain you with its nearly comprehensive yet thoroughly incomprehensible list of stupid baby names and the sadists who came up with […]

Global Handwashing Day bacteria graphic

October 15 is Global Handwashing Day

The following piece was originally published on Worldwide Weird Holidays. It seemed like a good fit for the Sandwich as well. I hope you’ll enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. —– October 15 is Global Handwashing Day We know, we know: eww! When it comes to that ill-advised hot dog wolfed at […]

Dump 'n' Trump

Dump ‘n’ Trump

Dump ‘n’ Trump One ends up a worthless piece of sh*t.  The other was born that way.

Vagina Repo Gwyneth Edition

Vagina Repo: Gwyneth Edition

The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam; You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels. If you’re in LA, you have to do it.  Gwyneth Paltrow, GOOP.com […]

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