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Great Gifts for Alcoholics!

Looking for a great gift for the alcoholic in your life? It can be hard to find something new for that special someone who’s tasted everything from Purell to paint thinner. Take things up a notch with Magick Sandwich’s guide to tasty vodkas. They’re the classiest Christmas gifts yet to come with a screw top. […]

Tales from Waiting Room Laughing at Cancer

Tales from the Waiting Room – Laughing at Cancer

First one mammogram, then another mammogram plus ultrasound, then biopsies. That’s how I spent the last two weeks of May. I got to know the radiology office better than I’d ever wanted to. On June 1st, I received my diagnosis of breast cancer. I needed an MRI to look for more tumors but couldn’t schedule […]

Good News Really Laughing at Cancer

Good News. Really.

A couple weeks ago, I got the news that, like one in eight women in America, I have breast cancer. Thanks to digital mammography and excellent doctors, I’m going to be fine. You’re not going to get rid of me that easily. Considering my posts about vaginas and fart filters, it’s strange that I find […]

OhMiBod Vibrator iPhone App

Lonely on Valentine’s Day? There’s an App for That

It’s Valentine’s Day again, when lonely souls search for a good time. Now they need look no further than their iPhones with the OhMiBod app, available on iTunes. This breakthrough for the hands-free onanist allows one to operate one’s vibrator remotely. Designed for touch screen control,  the app also works with the iPad and iPod touch. […]

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Last Minute Gifts – Wine Warning

Over here at Magick Sandwich, we’ve finished our Christmas shopping. Since we never stop spending on ourselves, the holidays are just a convenient cover story. Much like an alcoholic who rationalizes drinking on special occasions, for a shopper every day is a special occasion. Speaking of addiction and Christmas, you might be thinking of giving […]

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Great Holiday Gift Ideas – Bacon Edition

At Magick Sandwich, we like a nice BLT. Minus the L and T, of course. We also know it makes an awesome gift. Surprise your loved ones with the gift that keeps on giving, all the way from tastiness to heartburn to deadly plaque buildup: bacon. Heard of heirloom tomatoes? Kids’ stuff. The Pig’s Heirloom […]

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Merde Alors! National Pigeon Day 2011

Gee, has it been a whole year since the New York Bird Club celebrated National Pigeon Day in Central Park? Where does the time go? And why is this holiday, now in its fourth year, still unrecognized by the U.S. government? June 13, 2011 is the 92nd anniversary of the death of World War I […]

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