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Great Gifts for Depressed Friends!
2025 Update: I wrote this in 2008 and shared it with my psychiatrist, who liked it so much he used it in a speech at a conference and told me it was a huge hit. He recently passed away, which made me think of this. It’s important to have a sense of humor, even (or […]
Happy World Play-Doh Day
September 16 is World Play-Doh Day. After writing about it on Worldwide Weird Holidays, I found that some of the prose was a bit inappropriate for that site—in other words, perfect for Magick Sandwich. Call it WWWH After Dark, if you will. (I’m pretty sure you won’t.) Fun Facts about Play-Doh: The compound was created […]
Pimp Your Vajajay for Valentine’s Day!
2024: When I wrote this thirteen years ago, I had no idea this post would be evergreen. Most things come and go quickly but every product and service I mentioned here is still a thing, more than a decade later. In fact, it’s become so mainstream that Gwyneth Paltrow’s This Smells Like My Vagina candle […]
Happy Father’s Day!
Feckless Douche of the Week: Scott Lively and his Pink Swastika
Update: Nearly 13 years ago, I named Scott Lively Top Douchebag on Life without Feck, my blog later subsumed by Magick Sandwich. Back then, he knocked Mark Williams off the pedestal. Williams dropped off the map after being kicked out of Tea Party Express because he wrote a racist blog post. Was he a proto-victim […]
When you waste your time in a comment section and need to justify it somehow . . . .
I read the news today, oh boy. And somehow chose to spend my time scrolling through a ridiculous number of comments and adding my own to the least consequential Washington Post story I’ve seen in a long time. For context, a top article today states Biden’s White House will distribute 400 million free N95 masks […]
9 Ways to Prevent Your Own Valentine’s Day Massacre
Let’s face it. Valentine’s Day is the cruelest of Hallmark-induced holidays, practically guaranteeing a crappy outcome. Either you’re single and confronted with the perception that there’s something wrong with that, or you’re attached and no matter what you do, it will not be “romantic” enough. Since romance can be largely attributed to the hormonal rush […]