More Great Gifts for Everyone on Your List!

It’s that time of year again. Are you wondering what to get for your loved ones to show you really care? Avoid the Walmart scrum and spread Christmas cheer this season with Magick Sandwich’s sure-to-please holiday gift list! First, for the friend whose dog makes sweet love to your pant leg as soon as you […]

Tales from Waiting Room Laughing at Cancer

Tales from the Waiting Room – Laughing at Cancer

First one mammogram, then another mammogram plus ultrasound, then biopsies. That’s how I spent the last two weeks of May. I got to know the radiology office better than I’d ever wanted to. On June 1st, I received my diagnosis of breast cancer. I needed an MRI to look for more tumors but couldn’t schedule […]

Good News Really Laughing at Cancer

Good News. Really.

A couple weeks ago, I got the news that, like one in eight women in America, I have breast cancer. Thanks to digital mammography and excellent doctors, I’m going to be fine. You’re not going to get rid of me that easily. Considering my posts about vaginas and fart filters, it’s strange that I find […]

Radiant Tampons: Product of the Week

I’ve seen some odd stuff–everything from scrotal wash to anal bleach–but never at my local pharmacy. So when Tampax Radiant Tampons turned up at Walgreen’s, it piqued my interest. I found this description on the Tampax website: “New Tampax Radiant tampons give you an ultimate protection experience like never before!” Radiant? Does it double as […]

OhMiBod Vibrator iPhone App

Lonely on Valentine’s Day? There’s an App for That

It’s Valentine’s Day again, when lonely souls search for a good time. Now they need look no further than their iPhones with the OhMiBod app, available on iTunes. This breakthrough for the hands-free onanist allows one to operate one’s vibrator remotely. Designed for touch screen control,  the app also works with the iPad and iPod touch. […]

Christmas Gifting 101: A Visual Aid

You’re in that mad, last-minute scramble to find a present for that special someone. When it comes to gift-giving, a scarf is always a safe choice, right? Not always. Behold: In your frenzy to get out of the store, don’t forget to pay attention to what you’re buying. Unless she wants to look like her […]

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Last Minute Gifts – Wine Warning

Over here at Magick Sandwich, we’ve finished our Christmas shopping. Since we never stop spending on ourselves, the holidays are just a convenient cover story. Much like an alcoholic who rationalizes drinking on special occasions, for a shopper every day is a special occasion. Speaking of addiction and Christmas, you might be thinking of giving […]

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