Faith Reconsidered
I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.
But not a new flower per drop, of course. That would be a doomsday scenario for the human race, pretty flowers choking out all life as we know it. Except possibly bees.
Tag Archive for: humor
Superfluity
When seeing your proctologist, a breath mint is probably unnecessary.
Useless Revelation #1
I paid my dues, but I was in the wrong club.
Hindsight
You know what would be really sad? Lying dead in the morgue wearing a nicotine patch.
7 Good Band Names
Every once in a while, a random neural misfire results in an excellent name for a band. Since I lack the talent or volition to form one, I share the fruits of my daydreams with you.
Discount Buddha
Fugue State
Phantom Booger
Pharm Animals
Soylent Greenpeace
Knuckle of Dung
I also like Buzz Slaw, which I imagine as a punk band formed by a group of deli workers.
Why I Don’t Need the Gym
I exercised my right to vote. I might have pulled a muscle so I’m letting it heal. Can’t be too careful.
Thought for the Day
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.–Aldous Huxley
The thing I like about this is that if I change a word, it’s still true. Check this out.
Farts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Still true and maybe even more meaningful, right? I just improved on Aldous Huxley. That’s deep.