Air Sex World Championship Tonight
As if Air Guitar Nation weren’t cringe-inducing enough, there’s a new way for aficionados of fraud to strut their stuff: it’s called Air Sex.
Like all great pastimes, this originated in Japan. Its founder, seen here in this seminal footage, explains that it is a competition born of necessity. Apparently, Japanese guys are not having a lot of sex and need to practice. In the audience, the Japanese women in the audience appear unimpressed by their ersatz exertions.
The first Air Sex USA Championships took place last year and, as always, we Americans kicked it up a notch. First of all, we added women. Duh! There are several videos to choose from on YouTube documenting the event and I can’t recommend any of them, mainly because I can’t bear to watch them.
Except, that is, for one featuring a horny Sarah Palin taking office after McCain’s Viagra-induced frenzy kills him. (Could this be what Glenn Beck’s fever dreams look like?) The community theater on acid vibe only makes it more difficult to look away. Oh, and it’s acted out to the tune of “War Pigs.”
Air Sex World Championship – Magick Sandwich takes a look at sexual karaoke and it isn’t pretty.
Just another bunch of losers… What's new 'bout that?
I need to air smoke a cigarette.
@Don: Warhol's quote about 15 minutes of fame gets more accurate every day. Too bad he's not around to see it.
@Douglas: Community theater/political/animal porn: it's got something for everyone.
I feel a new craze for air vomiting coming on.
@Tiggy: I felt queasy in real life researching it. But some things, however sickening, are meant to be shared.
So the question is are you going? If you don't answer this, I'll know you're already there. :)
Ha! So it's just fake masturbation, which is even more terrible.
@unfinished: I have an alibi, I swear.
@John: Faking orgasm is a time-honored tradition for the ladies, but I'm not sure what it gains the men, exactly. Maybe if a game is on?
Ah, the Japanese! Inventors of anime porn "Hentai" among other things. Whenever there's a following for something, it will thrive. I've seen American kids simulating sex on the dance floor in clubs…generally only in the 18 and up clubs…and it had me and my girlfriends in tears laughing. The old folks just go home and do it for real.
@Pamela: The kids are doing it for real, too!
The dance move that always makes me giggle is what my husband and I call the "anal sex motif"–when a guy grinds on a woman's butt.
Anal sex motif– we coined it but feel free to use it (with proper attribution, of course).
I want me one of those moose costumes…