Christmas Gifting 101: A Visual Aid
You’re in that mad, last-minute scramble to find a present for that special someone. When it comes to gift-giving, a scarf is always a safe choice, right? Not always. Behold:
In your frenzy to get out of the store, don’t forget to pay attention to what you’re buying. Unless she wants to look like her nipples sucked a lemon or saw their own shadow and retreated for six more weeks of winter, put this back on the clearance pile. If she’s into that sort of thing, go ahead and get it. I’m sure Freud would have an opinion on this. But he’s dead and anyway, sometimes a scarf is just a scarf.
oh man, i miss living with you….nipples that have sucked a lemon…who else but you?
Really… Why not just make a scarf with nipples on the ends? (Of course, I would probably buy a nipple scarf for my wife.)
mary: I also think they look like alien facehuggers looking for their next victim but I thought that might be too obscure a reference, not to mention disturbing.
J. Bear:
Here's the more literal version. You've still got two shopping days till Christmas!
http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp24/kathcom/Magick%20Sandwich-%20Public%20Image/boob-scarf.jpg
(I sent it to you as a Facebook message, too, in case you don't feel like copying and pasting.)
Yer funny! I'm really impressed that you went to all the trouble to have that hideous thing constructed and got that darling young woman to pose in it. Surely, though, such a scarf could not really exist out there in the world, short of your wacky faux-product shenanigans. I must say, you're straining credibility here. Next, you'll be putting beer cans and crazy straws on baseball caps, or something totally unbelievable like that.