An Umbrella for Psychos: Product of the Week

Fuck the Rain umbrella girl

Your child will be a hit with her classmates when you send her to school with this umbrella from Art.Lebedev Studio, aptly named “Fuck the Rain.”

Just don’t be surprised if you end up having to explain yourself to Child Protective Services.

Meanwhile, there’s another umbrella on sale if you want to work out some anger issues or just plain fear for your life. (Remember, it’s only assassination if you’re important.)

It’s the Self-Defense Unbreakable Umbrella from Real Self-Defense and it even has its own instructional video.

At first, it’s cute, like Charlie Chaplin doing a trick. But it quickly turns dark with a sociopathic Gallagher watermelon murder, then a Britney-esque beating.


britney umbrella meltdownScary.

The Philippine president’s security detail uses them. (Maybe they can’t afford guns?) Come to think of it, after January 20th, 2009, you might want to avoid this guy.

george bush umbrella fail

He may not be in a very good mood. Though he’ll no longer be president, he may still be dangerous.

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4 replies
  1. John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer
    John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer says:

    LOL at the unbreakable umbrella. Real Self Defense? Real self defense is a gun or a condom. Besides, I don’t see myself getting attacked by too many watermelons.

  2. kathcom
    kathcom says:

    John–I fear you may have jinxed yourself. Watch the skies for falling melons.

    I think what would be really cool would be a gun covered with a condom, inside a watermelon. Not sure why.


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