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7 Good Band Names

Every once in a while, a random neural misfire results in an excellent name for a band. Since I lack the talent or volition to form one, I share the fruits of my daydreams with you. Discount Buddha Fugue State Phantom Booger Pharm Animals Soylent Greenpeace Knuckle of Dung I also like Buzz Slaw, which […]

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Why I Don’t Need the Gym

I exercised my right to vote. I might have pulled a muscle so I’m letting it heal. Can’t be too careful.  

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Thought for the Day

  Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.–Aldous Huxley The thing I like about this is that if I change a word, it’s still true. Check this out. Farts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Still true and maybe even more meaningful, right? I just improved on Aldous Huxley. […]

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Lost your Job? Drink Up!

New Yorkers know how to find the silver lining in any cloud. That’s why a local bar has created a new night called LAID OFF MONDAYS. If you’re lucky enough to live here, skip that A.A. meeting and head to the Delancey, where you’ll get one “FREE SHOT OF TEQUILA at 12 am with proof […]

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Stop Picking on Rush Limbaugh!

On Wednesday, January 21, Rush Limbaugh struck a blow for freedom and truth. While others cowered like toadies of the new administration, he spoke truth to power, saying: I hope he fails. To be fair, the full quote is this: So I shamelessly say, no, I want him to fail, if his agenda is a far- left […]

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Sandwich Fixins #4

Between the fear and the hope, 2009 is shaping up to be a bumpy ride. I might be a newborn foal taking my first wobbly steps or I could be Old Yeller wagging my tail at the man with the gun. Too soon to tell. Either way, I’ve got some questions. ***** Why does George […]

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Survey Says…?

On occasion, I participate in online surveys. If you’ve read any advertising telling you how much money you can make from filling them out, it’s true. I’m writing this to you from my yacht. After completing quite a few, and marveling at companies’ need to hear my humble opinions, I felt I’d become something of […]

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