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Great Holiday Gift Ideas – Bacon Edition
At Magick Sandwich, we like a nice BLT. Minus the L and T, of course. We also know it makes an awesome gift. Surprise your loved ones with the gift that keeps on giving, all the way from tastiness to heartburn to deadly plaque buildup: bacon. Heard of heirloom tomatoes? Kids’ stuff. The Pig’s Heirloom […]
Let’s All Shut Up About September 11th
I can’t wait for September 12th. Why? Not because I fear an attack on the 11th but because I just want everyone to shut up about it. There’s something unseemly about the orgy of coverage surrounding the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attack. On one level, we deal with the chilling knowledge that we are […]
Don’t Cry for Anthony Weiner
Anthony Weiner is finally going to resign. I think he should have done it much sooner. That he didn’t is an indication of his arrogance; to believe he could stay in office was as delusional as the idea he could take and send photos of his shaved genitalia and never get caught. There’s already a […]
Merde Alors! National Pigeon Day 2011
Gee, has it been a whole year since the New York Bird Club celebrated National Pigeon Day in Central Park? Where does the time go? And why is this holiday, now in its fourth year, still unrecognized by the U.S. government? June 13, 2011 is the 92nd anniversary of the death of World War I […]
Weiner Watch 2011
As of this writing, Congressman Anthony Weiner has refused to resign over sending photographs of his suspicious package to young girls across this great nation of ours. Predictions as to when he will cave under pressure continue apace. I think it will happen Friday at the latest, sooner if Nancy Pelosi gets her hands on […]
Breaking: Manger Danger!
Pittstown, DE — Is your neighborhood nativity scene safe? Sadly, the answer was no for the Davis family, whose three-year-old daughter, Mensa, was injured last night when a faulty manger toppled onto the youngster. “We were in the town square watching her throw rocks at squirrels,” her father read from a prepared statement at a […]
Feckless Douche of the Week: Mark Williams
I know, I know. You were expecting Mel Gibson. Or maybe Whoopi Goldberg. But Tea Party Express organizer Mark Williams has proven himself the douchiest of them all! This guy’s got a bee in his bonnet about the NAACP condemning the Tea Party’s tolerance of racism. He countered Monday on CNN’s Situation Room with the I’m-rubber-you’re-glue […]