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National Pigeon Day 2010: Part Two
New York, NY: It’s a beautiful day on Pilgrim Hill in Central Park, where Anna Dove gathers the faithful to celebrate National Pigeon Day. Miss Dove, who legally changed her name from Kugelmas in honor of her feathered friends, held the inaugural meeting here on June 13th, 2008. This year the city hosted the Puerto […]
National Pigeon Day 2010: Part One
It’s early in the morning on Pilgrim Hill in Central Park. In a few hours, this space will be filled with people celebrating the third annual National Pigeon Day and crowding out the guests of honor who are already here: the pigeons. Anna Dove, president of the New York Bird Club, will lead today’s events. […]
Elton John, Wedding Whore, Sings at Rush Limbaugh’s Wedding
Seriously, are you shitting me? Elton John sang at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding this past weekend? Could this be the seventh sign of the apocalypse? I wrote about Sir John almost exactly one year ago in my post, Elton John, Funeral Whore, to Sing at Michael Jackson’s Service. Even I thought I was being a little […]
Sandwich Fixins #8
With the BP spill dumping gallons of oil onto our shores, Rand Paul stating (hypothetically) that private businesses should legally be able to discriminate if they feel like it, and Arizona requiring I.D. from anyone with a tan, you can see why Magick Sandwich is experiencing a dearth of creativity. It’s just hard to find […]
Gross Anatomy
Alert: Adult themes, juvenile language. Every once in a while, we at Magick Sandwich get down and dirty. This is one of those times. If you’ve never seen a curse word, avert your eyes and log off the internet forever. It’s not a safe space for you. ***** I’m not sure how I happened upon […]
Another Good Band Name
Another good band name, this one taken from the license of a New York City cab driver: Milky Kaiser I’m not sure which was is his first name but either way, it’s awesome! Related post: 7 Good Band Names 7 More Good Band Names
Chocolate Powered by Prayer: Product of the Week
Despite our name, we at Magick Sandwich do not believe in magical foodstuffs. So imagine our surprise when we found this company peddling enlightened delectation: Intentional Chocolate. First of all, let me point out that unless you’re being tortured–the technical term might be choco-boarding– your ingestion of chocolate could arguably be defined as intentional. But […]